How the Trump Cult Imitated Jesus

This isn't the best time to be alive for Orange Man. As Trump's reputation slowly shatters away, the real surprise is not that the Big Don is receiving a tidal wave of hatred. The surprise is that some people will support the Orange Tyrant no matter what and hope that he will save them from "the left" if they just "trust the plan" harder 

What kind of madness do this people suffer from? Well, I have reasons to believe that the entirety of Trump's political career has been cleverly manufactured to resemble the life of Jesus. In the minds of his worshipful followers, Trump is only a slightly meaner carbon copy of the Messiah Himself. 

This is one of the multiple reasons why they feel such never-ending loyalty towards him. 

So today, in the Pasture of Knowledge, I will take you to the insanity of the Orange Cult as we compare Trump's political career to the life of Jesus Christ. 

1: A Savior that Was Promised 

While the founding fathers never promised the rise of a millionaire savior in the constitution, many people look to Trump as if he was a promised messiah. 

Many of this people lived under Obama's presidency moaning for a republican candidate that would save them from the likes of Mitt Romney and John McCain. 

The desire to extirpate the American nation from both the kenyan menace and the Rhino's was finally relieved when Orange Man came into scene and promised to Make America Great Again. 

Just as Jesus came to minister to the hebrews at a time were they were struggling with the Romans, Trump came when his people thought they needed saving. 

Even some of the neoconservatives at the time could be compared with the pharisees; this are the so-called "never-trumpers" who associated with the Lincoln Project and clutched their pearls at the insulting, poor mannered behavior of the orange millionaire. 

Unlike them - so did the MAGA cult believed - Trump would return to the essence of the american ideals;  avoiding the distractions of lesser things like protocol. 

2: A Savior that Was Hated by the Establishment 

The savior narrative wouldn't be successful if Orange Man was received with open arms and love by the enemies of American ideals.

Therefore, Trump was received with the acrimony of an old, rotten establishment afraid to have their power snatched from their hands. 

All the global media with the exception of Fox News held to the pitchforks of propaganda against this menacing rebel. The newscasters and commentators revolted against him like he pinched their nerves. The celebrities chanted against him with the monotone buzzing of an insect hive. The cartoonists produced attacks on him with the precision and predictability of a factory line. 

Just like Jesus was criticized and even condemned by the angry Pharisees and Sadducees - to the point that most of the Gospels narrates the controversies between them - Orange Man was condemned by many in power as soon as he stepped in, and kept doing so even as his popularity increased. 

3: A Savior Loved & Saluted by the People even as His Enemies are Plotting.  

The later part of 2020 wields multiple similarities to the triumphant entry of Jesus into Jerusalem. 

At this point, the rivalry between the Savior and the Pharisees had reached a significant climax. The Jews plotted to slaughter the Messiah, and yet the people received him with triumphant apparels and worshipful statements. 

During Trump's direst time - the stealing of the election - The people were there, saluting him with flags, MAGA caps and weapons as a triumphant king. January 6 was an imitation of Palm Sunday.

4: A Savior Betrayed, Judged, and Put to (Political) Death 

While Orange Man was never Crucified, the narrative of persecution against him reached its peak during the time of Joe Biden. 

He was betrayed by his fellow republicans, specially Mike Pence and (for a short while) Fox News. Jesus was betrayed by Judas and the general population of Jerusalem. 

Orange Man was lied about, politically crucified (the phony impeachment of 2021), arrested and exposed to the masses of haters for hilarity and contempt. Jesus was lied about, actually crucified, judged and smitten with spittle. 

5: A Savior Returning 

The Resurrection of Jesus was imitated when Orange Man returned to the voting boxes despite of the disgraceful punishments imposed upon him. 

What could have destroyed the career of any other politician, didn't stop Orange Man. 

The idea of Trump resurrecting was only emphasized by the shooting attempt of 2024. It imitates the attempts of the Pharisees to destroy Christianity as soon as Pentecost was over. 

Orange Man shifted his head like a boss and the bullet "grazed" the man's head. Nothing happened, but a perfect opportunity for a photo op. 

Conclusion 

With all this said, I still don't understand better why Orange Man is still being worshipped. 

It doesn't matter if he were to be crucified by the democrats next Friday; MAGA (or, should we say, MIGA) values and Christian values are not the same. 

Orange values are the values of Herod, and if Trump's worshipful servants don't realize it, they will be harvested by Iran, abused by the Jews and ripped apart by the forces of Hell.