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10/04/2026
The Greta Gerwig Drama
9/20/2026
The Unam Sanctam Initiative: Introductory Text
The purpose of this article is not to disparage the idea of a group of clerics meeting each other to have a discussion on theological issues. Rather, it is to attack the Unam Sanctam initiative; its methods, claims and organization.
Many people, like writer Trad Warrior, are so excited to have an "Imperfect general Council" that they forget some of the things we have learned from similar initiatives.
For example, we have the case of the storefront "pope". Wishing to "save the church", a group of delusional individuals made a conclave at a storefront in which a guy with dubious ordinations was elected. He took the name "Pope Michael", and his soul is currently burning in hell for usurping the power of the papacy.
They want to be seen as the ones that saved the church, but they don't pause and consider to see if they actually have the means to provide a solution to the apostasy.
We also have the possibility of people using the Vacant See as an excuse to create abusive cults.
This is my main objection to the Unam Sanctam Initiative: There is no reason to believe *they* will find a way of validly electing a Pope. There is no reason to believe *they* will find a way to gather lefebvrist "Trads" and make them sede-vacantists. And based on the language they use and the actions they do, there is reason to believe that their motivations are to be questioned and held accountable.
The Introductory Text
The Unam Sanctam initiative introduces their project in the following text:
What unites the Catholic Church is not opinion, personality or personal convictions. She is a visible society founded by Christ, and must therefore be governed visibly.
What does this mean? Who believes that the church is unified by personality? What does that even mean?
The Pope is not merely a matter of ceremony. He is the principle of unity established by God, the supreme judge who can settle disputes, safeguard doctrine and preserve the Church as one body.
Many Catholics today harbour at least some doubt regarding the legitimacy of the most recent claimants to the papacy.
At least some doubt? Unam Sanctam doesn't seem to understand that the conclusions of lefebvrist traditionalism are blasphemous. There is no "confusion": there are just people who don't want to see that all of their years of "traditional catholicism" were spent defending an apostate church.
Someone who merely doubts the papacy of Roncalli et al. is not a sedevacantist, but someone who thinks sedevacantism might be true. A doubter is not a believer.
And who are this "recent claimants to the papacy"? If I thought Ratzinger was the last pope, I would think this is referring to Frankie and Bob.
Yet, if this office is in practice absent, unity becomes obscured. Jurisdiction becomes contested, discipline collapses into improvisation, and Catholics slowly grow accustomed to living as though it were normal for the Church to exist without a visible head whom they can obey with straightforward simplicity.
If the office is absent in practice, does that mean that there is a "theoretical pope" hiding in the woods?. I would really like to meet this theoretical pope. Seems more realistic than the Thesis. In fact, this is probably a crumb directed at the followers of the Cassiciacum Thesis. This is weird because they are not going to participate in the "Imperfect General Council" anyways - they don't believe it's a plausible solution.
Unam Sanctam says that "jurisdiction becomes contested". Whose jurisdiction? The reason why many people believe the sedevacantist bishops can't claim any jurisdiction is based on arguments against the validity or the legitimacy of their ordinations. Organizing a conclave isn't going to vanish those questions.
I agree that it isn't normal for the church to be for so long without a pope. However, that doesn't automatically mean that the people who are organizing this initiative are trustful servants of God who just want the best for the church. Unam Sanctam uses strong vocabulary to manipulate believers into fearing they will find themselves outside of the church - with the mark of the theological anarchist - if they don't support the initiative.
But this is not normal. A vacancy of the Apostolic See, as recognised by numbers of Catholics who have remained faithful, especially if it becomes permanent, is not a stable solution, but a wound that continues to worsen.
How is it possible for the vacancy to become permanent? Do the Unam Sanctam people want us to believe that if we don't help them to elect a pope *now*, God will abandon us and we will never get one ever again?
Notice also the therm "numbers or Catholics". That implies not every believer is a sedevacantist. How will the Lefebvrists join the "Imperfect General Council" when they believe the See is currently occupied?
When there is no true successor of Saint Peter, the election of a Supreme Pontiff remains an important duty incumbent upon the Church. When the Church finds Herself without a Pope, as happens upon the death of the Pontiff, She is bound to provide Herself with another; that is to say, Her members must act to ensure that the Holy See is once again occupied.
Ok.
This shows how important it is for the Church to have a visible head, the true principle of unity.
This is true, but that doesn't mean the solution will come from the Unam Sanctam Initiative.
Again, many conclavist groups use the importance of the papacy to elect uneducated sociopaths who don't care about the church and just want a new little religion for themselves. A religion can't save itself by harming itself.
It is the aim of the Unam Sanctam organisation to work for the convocation of an Imperfect General Council to discuss this matter and to consider how the present crisis that affects the head of the Church might be resolved.
If the Unam Sanctam initiative wants to organize an Imperfect General Council, then they should get rid of those who merely "doubt" the validity of the conciliar popes, because they shouldn't have a say in such a Council.
If the Unam Sanctam initiative just wants to help organize an Imperfect General Council, they can just say: "we want to organize meetings to prepare the Imperfect General Council, and to see how to make it according to the doctrine of the church".
Yet, when they say "to discuss the matter and to consider how the present crisis that affects the head of the Church might be resolved", they are implying that they don't think the Imperfect General Council is necessarily the solution to the problem.
We humbly ask the Catholic faithful of the Church Militant to pray for this holy intention.
How can I pray for your intentions if I don't know what your intentions are?
I think some of the sede bishops are aware that they don't have ordinary jurisdiction and therefore they can't be valid electors. Other sede bishops might think they are; but haven't moved forward because they are comfortable where they are. If the Unam Sanctam initiative wants to elect a pope, they must first prove that their plans are defensible from a theological perspective.
In any case, we look for solutions with patience and fear of God, not with anxiety, trad-ecumenism, and the delusional desire to be seen as heroes of the church.
Conclusion
My objections to the Unam Sanctam are as follows:
+ Despite the asserted desire to organize a future Imperfect General Council, Unam Sanctam insists on admitting people who are not Sedevacantists and who have nothing to add to the search for a new pope.
+ Just like conclavist sects, Unam Sanctam reaffirms the teaching of the church about the Papacy, implying that if the reader disagrees with the means and motivations behind the organizers, he is rejecting catholic doctrine.
+ The vocabulary used by Unam Sanctam, has proven so far to be ambiguous and absurd. Like the modernists, Unam Sanctam speaks like a corporate office trying to avoid lawsuits.
I will continue to attack this initiative in the following months, until I see an increased negative reaction from the sede community.
9/19/2026
Spiderman: Brand New Hate
8/27/2026
The Propaganda of Disney Parks
"The mediator between head and hands must be the heart" - Metropolis, 1927
We all know that Disney movies have propaganda, but what about Disney Parks? Could their dark rides and roller coasters try to influence our thinking as they manifest the beliefs of their creators?
The idea of theme park propaganda is a bit difficult to get. There isn't a lot of messaging you can dump on a roller coaster or ferris wheel. However, hat doesn't prevent theme parks from showing beliefs and promoting behaviors. Just the right degree of imagineering and we got just another medium for indoctrination.
There was once a theme park in Orlando, Florida. It's name was "Splendid China" and contained shows about Chinese culture and miniatures from its landmarks - from the CCP perspective. The park was controversial from the very beginning for promoting party lines and would eventually die out.
Disney's propaganda might feel a bit more subdued, but upon closer examination we can find that they do have it in some of their rides.
For starters, if the ride is based on a movie, the film's messages will be transfered to it. One of the shows in Animal Kingdom is "Zootopia: Better Zoo-gether" and it repeats many of the ideas from the film - namely, diversity.
Now, I don't think speaking about movie-based rides is worth my time, because in that case I can just judge the movie by itself. However, Disney rides aren't always movie rides. Since the beginning they have portrayed different aspects of human life, often with original characters designed exclusively for the park.
Today, in the Pasture of Knowledge, I will show you some interesting analysis from different Disney parks, rides, and themed areas.
Disneyland and Magic Kingdom
The original Disney park opened in 1955 and became an instant hit. Later, in 1971, Disney opened Walt Disney World Resort, the Florida location. That place has more parks, with the Magic Kingdom being a copy of Disneyland in Anaheim.
The parks are divided in multiple sectors: Adventure Land, Frontier Land, Liberty Square, Fantasy Land, and Tomorrow Land. Upon first glance they represent different genres in story telling like science fiction, westerns and fairy tales.
However, I think the Disneyland areas also manifest liberal humanist values. Individual Disney rides promote classical liberal ideas of freedom, fraternity and democracy, while the sectors represent different aspects of humanity which are dutifully glorified by the hand of Disney magic. America and liberal capitalism are promoted as well.
While it's possible that my interpretation of Disneyland and the Magic Kingdom isn't what the designers intended, I think my theory can defend itself upon scrutiny. I will proceed, therefore, to explain why I think the overarching message of Disneyland is American Humanism.
Adventure Land is a glorification of the age of exploration and conquest, without which the American empire wouldn't exist. It also represents human bravery and the desire to find new things.
+ Pirates of the Caribbean is a glorification of Anglo-Saxon piracy. The corsairs used to sabotage the Spanish empire, whose merchant ships from america were the constant prey of the pirates.
The same was the case with the now abandoned Discovery Island, which was initially themed to pirates - and named Treasure Island.
Frontier Land, New Orleans Square and Liberty Square are a glorification of the American nation. We have different rides themed to different areas in the US, such as the south, the badlands, and eastern america. Liberty Square represents the founding of America.
+ Tom Sawyer's Island represents American love of freedom. It's a garden full of youthful energy which the visitor can explore without restrictions. On the middle we can find a fort, such as the ones which were built to expand American territory.
+ Splash Mountain glorified southern culture and ways of life. However, this ride has been removed at both locations because the film its based upon is widely considered to be racist. We went from glorification of the old South to a corporate woke cancellation, as the log flume was hastily replaced by Tiana's Bayou Adventure.
+ The animatronic spectacle of "Hall of Presidents" is a glorification of democracy, the presidents, and the political system of America. On the other hand, the fact that they have animatronic representations of dead people should be interpreted as a manifestation of American irreverence.
+ The show "Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln" needs no explanation, as it involves president Abraham Lincoln.
+ Sometimes, just by removing a ride, Disney can say a lot of things. Last year, the company destroyed the river area of Frontier Land in Disney World. It will be substituted with one themed to the Cars franchise. For me, this represents that Disney is slowly abandoning their American pride.
Fantasyland, taken as a whole, represents Human imagination and it's dreams for a world were happy endings are always coming to fruition
+ The ride "It's a Small World" contains a series of dolls decorated to different nations. As the vehicle moves, the following song is repeated in multiple languages:
"It 's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world
Mother earth unites us in heart and mind
And the love we give makes us humankind
Through our vast wondrous land
When we stand hand in hand
It's a small world after all
"It's a Small World" therefore represents peace and unity, as well as naturalist fraternity.
Tomorrow Land is perhaps the most interesting part of the park. You see, Walt Disney was fascinated with progress in technology. Personally, I found Tomorrow Land to have very strong Star-Trek vibes: An intergalactic brave new world, were there is nothing but pleasure and the laws of the Enlightenment rule the worlds.
+ The prime example of this would be the Carousel of Progress, an animatronic spectacle narrating the history of technology through the 20th century and it's services to the American family. The ride presents an extremely positive attitude towards the future of technology. The song "Big Beautiful Tomorrow" decorates the show.
"Welcome, to the general electric carousel of progress
Now most carousel just go 'round and 'round without getting anywhere
But on this one, at every turn we'll be making progress
And progress is not just moving ahead
It's dreaming and working and building a better way of life
Progress is the sound of a motor
The hum of a turbine
The heartbeat of a factory
The sound of a symphony
The roar of the rocket
Progress is people getting release from drudgery
Gaining more time to enjoy themselves and live richer lives
And as long as man dreams and works and builds
This progress will go on in your life and mine
There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow
And tomorrow's just a dream away
Man has a dream and that's the start
He follows his dream with mind and heart
When it becomes a reality
It's a dream come true for you and me"
+ The ride "People Mover", in which the visitors take a ride around Tomorrow Land, is intended to be the public transport of the future. People Mover provides some interesting lore about the area, such as Astro Orbiters being a representation of interplanetary peace.
+ Astro Orbiters and Space Mountain represent the desire of humanity to explore space.
+ The ride "Buzz Light Year's Space Ranger Spin" represents the means by which tomorrow will be preserved. You move through cardboard cartoon planets, shooting at the enemies which are funded by evil Emperor Zurg. The subtext of this ride is that Tomorrow, the fight against those who oppose progress will continue until they surrender.
EPCOT
EPCOT stands for "Experimental Prototype City of Tomorrow, and it's basically an expansion of Tomorrow Land.b
It's history is very interesting. EPCOT was one of Walt Disney's last projects. His plan was to build an utopian, futuristic city that would influence other metropolis around the world. That didn't turn out, for everyone around him thought his idea was impossible to accomplish. Walt died on 1966 and didn't accomplish his dream.
However, his successors turned the idea into a park project. EPCOT was opened in 1982. The park was meant to be educational and promote scientific knowledge; EPCOT has changed significantly since it's golden years, and many of its rides and pavilions have been abandoned or refurbished. I will speak about its attractions - some of which are currently defunct - and their meanings
+ EPCOT's dreams for a better tomorrow are showcased quite clearly in the ride named "Spaceship Earth". Here, we travel through time and witness the history of communications with a slight luminist tone and lots of dreams for progress and the future.
+ A similar message was found in the defunct dark ride "World of Motion", which narrated the history of vehicles and transportation.
+ "Living with the Land" has equally strong tech-bro energy. The ride starts with a very US-centric explanation on different biomes and the history of the ground. Then, the ride explains that humans, in their quest for better farms, have done some things which are harmful for the environment, such as pesticides.
Fortunately, Disney has a solution. They have built a greenhouse where they showcase "new and innovative" ways of farming with less impact on the planet, like aquaponics. As always, the ride intends to generate a strong sense of hope for technology to improve forever and ever.
+ Horizons was a very similar ride to Carousel of Progress; but instead of telling the history of technology and it's benefits to the American family, it told the future of technology and it's benefits for the American family. The end of the ride was decorated by an utopian sci-fi mural named "The Prologue and The Promise".
+ The park hosted a large convention building named Communicore, and later Innoventions. This area showcased multiple tech demos from companies like Apple, Sega, IBM and Lego.
At some point, Innoventions had a ride which was sponsored by the military brand Raytheon. Instead of blasting middle eastern countries tough, the attraction consisted in people designing their own roller coaster and then experiencing it in VR.
+ EPCOT's weirdest ride was "Ellen's Energy Adventure", in which Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Nye "The Science Guy" would explore the history of fossil fuels as well as some other sources of energy. The show was sponsored by Exxon, and it portrayed oil and gas in a very positive way.
"Ellen's Energy Adventure" was initially called "Ellen's Energy Crisis", but Disney wasn't ready to tackle controversy on its educational park. Now, the things have changed significantly - I'm pretty sure Bill Nye still has nightmares about his role on the show.
+ The "Wonders of Life" pavilion included a show named "The Making of Me", in which human reproduction was explained.
+ The ride "Journey into the Imagination" and it's successor "Journey into Your Imagination with Figment", are about human creativity. The visitors are encouraged to use their imaginations, something quite ironic for a corporation like Disney to say.
Anyways, the original ride presented many areas in which imagination can be used. It focused a lot in the arts. Aside from literature, this was one aspect of Human Life not yet glorified by Disney Parks.
The newer ride focuses more on poking fun at serious people. As a miserable guy tries to explain the 5 senses and their role on imagination, Figment, the cartoon purple dragon, interrupts him. He breaks mayhem, farts, and tells visitors that imagination works better when it's set free.
+ The main attraction of the park would be the World Showcase, were different countries would be represented with thematic restaurants, rides and shows. This is similar to "Its a Small World", and it teaches unity, diversity and world peace. Together with the science sector, it represents the ideas of the Enlightenment.
Conclusion
We have seen that Disney parks do have some propaganda, and that theme parks are a way in which ideas can be taught quite effectively. However, this article wouldn't be complete without considering the current state of Disney Parks.
You see, the general discourse surrounding Disneyland and Disney World has become quite negative. Disney Parks are becoming way more expensive than they used to be. Some families get into debt just to experience a regular Disney vacation. And those who insist on visiting every year, receive the pejorative name of Disney Adults.
Many theme park enthusiasts and fans have criticized the company for anti-consumer practices, greed, and a generalized drop in quality. The same acrimony that we see with Disney movies and products is also present in the tourism sector of the company.
What does this mean for Disney Park propaganda? For me, it means that the idealization of humanity that this parks represent is struggling to fit in with modern cynicism. Disney decline symbolizes the death of old-world liberalism and its prompt replacement with the soulless corporate managerial state.
8/10/2026
Bishop Michael Mary and the Unam Sanctam Initiative.
Last month, a formerly lefebvrist organization known as the Transalpine Redemptorists got bishop Pierre Roy to consecrate a bishop for them. I am very angry that this took place and I will explain why.
Firstly, if the first thing you do after leaving the Novus Ordo is become a bishop, there is something wrong with you. Whenever someone enters a new religion, his position should be one of submission and learning. This applies to becoming a sedevacantist from lefebvrist traditionalism.
Sedevacantism isn't just a theological opinion, valid among others. Its the only thing that prevents the blasphemy of assuming the doctrines of Vatican 2 come from the Catholic church. While bishop Michael Mary might be familiar with catholic doctrine, it stands to reason that he is not ready to be a bishop because of all the errors he might have gotten from his years at the SSPX.
Secondly, becoming a bishop immediately after conversion is the sign of a power hungry grifter. We don't want such figures to be ordained or given authority in any way, because their presence risks abuses and controversies.
Thirdly, his ordination is a harbinger of the "Unam Sanctam" initiative, which presents some serious flaws.
Let me explain what I mean.
In the Unam Sanctam "open letter", we are supposed to be signing this:
We, the faithful of the Roman Catholic Church scattered throughout the world, hereby exhort our Bishops and Priests to gather in an Imperfect General Council. We urge them to study together the present condition of the Apostolic See, in order to bring about a turning point in this crisis of the Church. Since Vatican II, modernists have sought to establish a new Church, substantially different from the Church of Christ.
This is incorrect. Firstly, the modernists aren't trying to establish a new church, they have de facto established a new church. The Conciliar religion doesn't have the four marks for the church.
The Unam Sanctam itself seems to reject the so-called Cassiciacum Thesis, when they say the following:
We refuse to believe that the solution to this crisis lies in their ungodly hands. We believe that the solution lies rather in the hands of the faithful clergy...
This is a possible jab to the followers of the Thesis, who believe that the clergy of the conciliar church will one day convert and suddenly gain jurisdiction over the catholic remnant.
It's okay for the Unam Sanctam to reject this absurd theory. However, if the anti-church hasn't been established yet by the modernists, then why should we reject the Cassiciacum Thesis?
The Letter continues:
We are asking them to fulfil their duty and join the movement organizing an Imperfect General Council.
We do not wish to live without being subject to the Bond of Faith, the gentle Christ on earth, the Bishop of bishops, the Vicar of Our Lord Jesus Christ. For many years, we have been forced to turn a deaf ear to the teachings that have been loaded upon us from the Vatican. We do not recognize in those teachings the voice of the Good Shepherd.
Yes, but then you just claimed a few paragraphs above that they haven't been able to establish their modernist church. Why then are you unable to take the Vatican seriously?
This situation cannot continue any longer. We therefore hope with all our hearts to see our Shepherds put aside their differences and disagreements and come together for the one thing in which they can find unity: to remedy the crisis of the Apostolic See.
We are convinced that this will end the various divisions that prevent the True Church from shining throughout the earth with the beauty of its unity. We, as Catholics, are asking for a response to the present situation. Only you can give this to us, assembled in the Holy Ghost through a General Council.
If Unam Sanctam really wants to stop the division between them, he should have called them to open their minds to the possibility that they have been wrong about certain theological matters and invite them to find out what the Church *really teaches* about such matters. He should have invited them to research and see if some of the theological opinions that have been allowed to fester under the great apostasy would leave someone outside the church - meaning, if they are heresy.
All of this is theological discussions are made harder by the conclave subtext, specially because the Thesis believers will not participate on it. He who brings disunity can't call to unity.
We will not have the destiny of the Church, the Immaculate Bride of Christ, any longer in the hands of the destroyers.
This is yet another error. The destiny of the Church is chosen by God, not by a group of boomer Pachamama worshipers. While they can certainly impact the Church, she isn't going to go to hell because of them, now will she die if we reject the Unam Sanctam.
We want you, speaking together as the universal Catholic Church, to give us a clear answer on the true nature of the current pretender to the papacy.
Well, for someone who asks for a clear answer, that last phrase surely has a lot of ambiguity. Who are the "universal Catholic Church?" Does it include the followers of the Thesis? Does it include members of the SSPX? Because sede-vacantists are for sure aware that the "true nature of the pope pretender" is that he isn't a catholic cleric, but an accursed apostate working for the leagues of liberalism, freemasonry and the judeo-centric elites.
If after consulting together, guided by the Spirit of God, you decide the necessity of placing the visible authority of the Church, the helm of the Barque of Peter, in the hands of a man of your choosing, we desire it.
Some paragraphs ago, you implied a rejection of the Cassiciacum Thesis - and now you seem to be suggesting some openness to it. Why?
It seems that these people want to organize a big meeting between sede bishops (and other non-sede bishops!) to:
+ Decide whether the See is Vacant or not.
+ Decide whether we should proceed to make a conclave and elect one of the clerics involved in the discussions.
+ Elect a pope (if possible)
Someone should tell whoever wrote this letter that communication skills are essential for society and for big events like this one. There are You Tube movie reviewers whose language is clearer and better written than this thing.
We do not want your names to go down in the history of the church as those who were afraid to gather together in the Holy Ghost and remedy the greatest evil afflicting the Church: the likely usurpation of the See or Rome by the enemies of God.
Nice attempt to scare priests and bishops by the "Judgement of Church History", when you believe that the usurpation of the Vatican is just something that "likely happened".
We pray that each of you will reflect in your hearts and, joining your voices to the chorus of your brothers, proclaim loud and clear: “Where Peter is, there is the Church.” As Catholics, we must live under the authority of a true Pope and we ask you to tell us where there is one today and, if necessary, to work towards a resolution to the usurpation of Peter’s Throne.
Many conclavist groups, like the one that elected the late pope Michael, try to manipulate everyone into submitting to them by decrying the authority of the Pope, his role as master of the Church, and his importance in the catholic world. Next thing you know is that a group of laymen (including women) got together at a Comic Con and -without regard for Canon Law - decided to "elect" a guy with dubious orders whose knowledge of theology is very basic.
There is also the implication that if the Unam Sanctam decides that there is a pope, their followers would have to submit to lefebvrist traditionalism and the Novus Ordo pope. It's in the phrase "we ask you to tell us where there is one today", which should probably say "wether there is one today"
Conclusion
My concern for the sedevacantist world has never been higher. To summarize:
+ They are too quick to accept "converts" from the Novus Ordo and the SSPX as if they suddenly forgot about the infiltration of the Church by Jews, soviets and masons.
+ They are too quick to lay their hands on guys who want to be bishops.
My objections to the Unam Sanctam initiative are the following:
+ The Unam Sanctam initiative can't decide if they want to reject the Vatican Second Popes or not.
+ The Unam Sanctam initiative can't decide if the Thesis should be rejected or not.
+ The Unam Sanctam initiative can't decide if the modernists have usurped the Vatican or not.
+ The Unam Sanctam can't decide if the modernists have made a new church or not.
Why should I accept their "Council" when they can't even write a coherent letter?
I refuse to trust them until they prove themselves as true believers, who accept not the Vatican Second "popes".
7/24/2026
What Toy Story 5 Missed About iPad Kids
Toy Story 5 released this month and its making quite a lot of money. Many people are praising it, but many others are criticizing it's lackluster message.
You see, since the movie was revealed to the masses, it was hyped to be *the movie* tackling the issue of I-Pad kids. However, it didn't explore the topic with sufficient depth. Today, on the Pasture of Knowledge, we will see some of the things which Toy Story 5 missed about I-Pad Kids.
What Did The Movie Talk About?
While the movie starts off portraying I-Pads in relatively negative light, it slowly opens itself more to the benefits of technology. For examples:
+ The I-Pad character (Lillypad) is partly portrayed as a benevolent figure who wants what's best for Bonnie. Lillypad however doesn't understand Bonnie's needs and is mistaken about her approach.
+ When Lillypad realizes she has harmed Bonnie, she escapes and recognizes her inability to help. However, the rest of the crew go on an epic rescue mission to recover the I-Pad.
+ Jessie, initially bigoted against technology, overcomes her discontent after befriending a gps and a potty training tech gadget (not kidding).
+ The character Blaze is seen messaging people on her computer; she is able to use the internet responsibly.
+ Bonnie finally gets a real friend thanks to Lillypad.
In short, Lillypad isn't an object that should belong exclusively to adults. It's a toy that can be used for evil or good. It can be used to make friends and it can be used to hurt others.
This message isn't erroneous, and the film did talk about other I-Pad issues. Below, we have the problems that were addressed:
+ Cyberbullying and How Hard it is to Socialize with I-Pad Kids
Bonnie gets cyber bullied for playing with toys, by mean I-Pad girls who are addicted to their own Lilly-pads.
+ The importance of imagination.
Kids imagination is glorified with fairly creative, visually stunning animated sequences.
+ It asks children to not forget their toys, which are healthier and less likely to cause harm. (Its also a way for Disney to sell merch).
+ Making friends.
Bonnie learns to make a friend whose ability to control screen time is greater than hers.
+ Parents being online too
Bonnie's parents can be seen glued to their screen.
+ How Other Children Drag you into Excess Screentime
Bonnie attempts to socialize with Lillypad kids, by spending to much time with Lillypad.
What Did the Move Missed?
While the movie did talk about some of the issues with I-Pads, I have reasons to believe they should have been harsher in their approach. This is because cyberbullying is not the most pressing issue surrounding I-Pads. Below, we have a list of things Pixar could have talked about:
+ Pedophile / inappropriate fandoms.
Many fans of family-friendly franchises like Sonic, Paw Patrol and Zootopia are either pedophiles seeking to groom children or furry creeps who don't care if a child sees a video of cartoon characters breeding.
+ Elsagate Content
Through You Tube and social media it's relatively easy to find violent / fetish videos involving cartoon characters. This are made by groomers (and presumably, the government) to harm children.
+ Content not meant for children.
Some content is not porn and yet it shouldn't be accessed by children. Sometimes, adults need a space to talk about adult dark issues and horrific incidents. Children shouldn't be exposed to this.
+ Mental Damage.
Many I-Pad kids develop neurodevelopmental problems, such as: speech delays, symptoms of autism, trauma from Elsagate content, and problems to learn new things. The fast pace and overstimulation proper to internet content makes it difficult for them to concentrate during slower activities, like school.
+ Physical Damage & sedentarism.
Babies exposed to I-Pads risk harming their sensitive eyes or become cross-eyed. Lack of exercise is also bad for children, who eventually learn to be lazy and unable to handle boredom.
+ Toxic Artificial Intelligences
AI language models get their juice from everything in the internet. There is no reason to think Chat GPT won't tell your child to commit suicide or crimes. Cases of psychosis have in observed in AI Chatbot addicts. People who overuse AI become incompetent because they let the clankers do everything for them.
+ Groomers looking for victims
The internet is full of bad people. Anyone can be a groomer trying to become your "friend", whether it's in social media or in a multiplayer game.
+ Internet Lies
The internet is full of lies. Children should be taught that not everything they see in the internet is necessarily true. Nevertheless, some of this lies are very easy to believe , specially if they come from hyper-realistic AI image generators.
+ Addiction (whether it's to social media, YouTube, videogames or apps).
With addiction I define not just someone who uses I-Pads too much, but someone who develops physical symptoms when forced to withdraw from their beloved toy.
Furthermore, Pixar could have addressed the causes of this problems:
+ The establishment wanting to put everything on the internet.
The "Internet of Things" is just an excuse to connect every single device (from computers and phones to microwaves and dishwashers) into a big web that can be managed and controlled remotely by AI overlords. Mobiles have replaced radios, tvs, cameras, and books. If everything cool is online, then why are we shocked that kids are addicted?
+ Bad parenting
This one explains itself very quickly. I-Pad parents should be publicly shamed for wanting Apple and Android to raise their children. There's also too many people who want the government to raise *their* children. Now we have the Digital ID social media bans, because some looser millennial parents didn't want to raise their children.
+ Lack of accountability for internet groomers, pornographers and inappropriate fandoms.
This is the responsibility of tech companies, applications, and the police. They need to be publicly shamed for their negligence.
+ Lack of accountability for tech companies.
Many Syllicon Valley Brands make their products as addictive and destructive as possible; and when the chickens come to roost, they blame 3rd parties.
+ The establishment vs the proper rearing of children.
It should be no secret that excessive work hours take away from you the ability to properly raise children. The elites want children to be raised by depressed teachers and computers, not by mom and dad.
+ Corona Lockdowns
During the Covid pandemic, screen abuse increased exponentially. This is specially true of children who spent their first years behind screens because their parents were too stupid and scared.
+ The simple fact that self-control is harder for children.
There is no reason to dump in your child the entire responsibility of limited screen time. You are the one who has to place the restrictions and enforce them.
Why did Pixar Chicken Out?
Let's be honest: this isn't the first time Disney attempts to "tackle serious issues" and fails miserably. This had already happened with Toy Story 4 and Pocahontas.
The reasons why Pixar wasn't able to explore all of the negatives of I-Pad use in children are the following:
+ Disney benefits from I-Pad kids. Their extended mobile use is probably one of the few things that keeps Disney+ alive. Disney is also in possession of multiple Apps and mobile games.
+ If Disney Pixar had been harsher, they would have been called Luddites and Boomers. They would also harm their relationship with Tech Bro companies.
+ If Disney had glorified I-Pad kids, they would have been attacked by concerned parents, teachers and child psychologists.
+ Its easier for Disney Pixar to take a middle of the road side and ignore the harsher parts of the I-Pad kid problems. After all, it's not like if Toy Story ever focused it's attention on child rearing - the focus was always in the toys.
Furthermore, while the movie was marketed as toys vs tech, it is actually about making unlikely alliances and working as a team, to help children who have no friends.
Conclusion
If this film was released in 2014 it would have been ok. I much rather have a movie like this over Toy Story 4.
The problem for Toy Story 5 is that now we have more information and experience about children and I-Pads. This combination has proven to be fairly destructive and it makes family life harder.
Some people could argue that the issues I talked about here are extremely dark and wouldn't fit in a Toy Story movie. That's an interesting point. However, Pixar has already made movies about depression and anxiety. Considering how serious the I-Pad kid issue is, they shouldn't have chickened out like they did.
Nothing prevented Pixar from toning down the problems of the internet in a way that would keep the films family friendly. The disturbing Elsagate videos, for example, could have been replaced with a scary video that didn't let Bonnie sleep for a week.
It's important for Pixar to actually tackle this topics - instead of misinforming their audience with deceitful marketing.
My conclusion stands: The movie should have been harsher with parents and tech companies. Today, the question is not whether I-Pads and phones are good or bad. The question is whether they are good for children or not.
Let's hope that, despite it's deficiencies, Toy Story 5 still manages to convince children to look beyond the screens and improve their relationships to others.





